A funeral for voicemail - The Oatmeal

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I had voicemail deactivated for decades. I’m not reachable? Call again later or write a message. Now that I’m older I had to reactivate it because contractors, pharmacy etc. expect and use it to send me information.

I hate voice messages in WhatsApp and the like but I can see the usage for others. My wife communicates with her friends this way. When you have to watch the kids you can send and listen to messages without having to look at your phone.

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Spammers never ever leave voicemails, that’s how I know a call was spam. If someone actually needs me, either I have their numbers already or they leave a voicemail

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I think the voicemail thing is very country specific, I mean here in Poland voicemail is the first thing to disable when you get the phone number, it’s even considered rude to have it enabled, it stems from the times when the calls were billed by the minute and carriers seemed to switch to voicemails after too soon, like after 1-2 beeps and “sending signals” (calling without answering to communicate, like “I’ll send you a signal when I’ll be there” or something) was popular among the young people

On the other hand the answering machines weren’t a thing here, maybe it’s connected?

Also I don’t get the reason behind “but some random business might call me”, isn’t that an unsolicited call? Of course it’s a completely different thing when your number is a business number, but on the other hand why not send an email? Guessing it’s a deeply cultural thing stemming from aforementioned answering machines, for me listening through the voice message is inefficient, I prefer text content, like I’d rather read the article than view the video summary, but I know some people prefer it

And here we are in the times of voice messages, my wife uses it to communicate with her friend and I’m tired of hearing those umms, food swallowing, lip smacking etc

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Edit: guy hosts his comics on amazonaws.

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Fucking WhatsApp, thanks for nothing assholes

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I always get “An unresolved issue in our office requires your immediate attention, please call XYZ” with no other identifying information. I’ve learned to clear my inbox without listening to anything because if we had an existing relationship they’d say so.

…did you think I was lying or something? why would you say “spammers never ever leave voicemails” if I just said they do, lol

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Don’t be mad. It’s literally someone else’s phone habits, lol. What a silly thing to get upset about.

I didn’t say every number is private - I said spammers leave voicemails from private numbers so you won’t know who they are. It makes sense, right? “Sirius XM left a voicemail” is obviously spam, but “Unknown number left a voicemail” could be somebody important. Critical thinking, friendo Good luck!

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A basement actually

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Was gonna say I use voicemail almost everyday. For the simple reason I’m not always close to phone and don’t pickup on unknown numbers

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They shouldn’t have been allowed to sell to Meta.

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Who even leaves voicemails anymore? If I don’t reach somebody I just sent them a quick text why I called and whatever to call back.

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Doctors offices, bill collectors, anything to do with finances basically.

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Yep, Scandinavia here signing under this as well. Well written!

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“We’ve referred you to the specialist, their office should reach out sometime in the next 8 months”

Good luck remembering that call is coming.

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Which is why they should all be sending emails

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I would wonder why they are not emailing or texting me like they should. I can’t think of anything more rude than calling someone.

And I’m old

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If I find myself in a situation like that, I have temporarily turned off automatically sending unknown numbers to voicemail. But about 99% of my existence is sending unknowns into the ether.

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I’m not mad, you’re just an asshole.

Edit: Ah, called it. You’re just a troll.

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And what if you find yourself in a situation where you don’t know to expect a call?

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Finance, medical, family, contractors (yard guy, HVAC guy, etc.), service providers (auto shop, insurance, etc.) …