Hard truth

[terrapinjoe@lemmy.world]

People are fish and shrimp is bugs

[negativelookbehind@lemmy.world]

Shrimps be bugs

[montagge@lemmy.zip]

[mojofrododojo@lemmy.world]

yes but there's a distinction with lobsters, crabs and crawfish that shrimp do not posses:

THEY TASTE GOOD.

Shrimp taste like rubbery turds. there's a reason the cocktail comes with a bucket of ketchup garbage.

[dingus@lemmy.world]

Shrimp taste very similar to crawfish to me. I can't really tell the difference. I like both, though.

[triflingtoad@sh.itjust.works]

how did they discover that? who's just going around cutting random parts of swimmy guys??

[triflingtoad@sh.itjust.works]

Hmm. Deep rock too probably.

edit: ok fuck whoever posted that fake PNG

[mojofrododojo@lemmy.world]

crawfish have a flavor to them and aren't as rubbery. closer to scallops to my tastebuds.

shrimp taste like canned assholes even when they're fresh.

YMMV, that's why it's called taste.

[triflingtoad@sh.itjust.works]

shrimp kinda taste like dirt to me, but i like crab.
However I did learn that my throat feeling like it was closing up after eating seafood ISNT normal and went to the doctor and now I'm not allowed to eat crab anymore

[luxspark@lemmy.cafe]

They taste fine to me. Are you sure you had them prepared by a competent chef? Sure they can taste awful, but they don't have to.

[nifty@lemmy.world]

Then why don’t they call it bug fried rice? Checkmate Atheists

[dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works]

SLPT: Poke out your girl's eyeball to get some guaranteed hard lovin.

[mojofrododojo@lemmy.world]

had them in the us, uk, hk, mexico, brazil, prawns to wee 'uns, and I thoroughly enjoy damn near the rest of the ocean's bounty. something different about shrimp. they'aint right.

[luxspark@lemmy.cafe]

Fair enough. They do have a distinctive flavor.

[socsa@piefed.social]

Steam crabs, don't boil them

[bodom666@lemmy.world]

蛯 (Japanese "Ebi") = prawn.
蛯 (Simple Chinese "Lao") = cricket.

[ramblingpanda@lemmynsfw.com]

Seems like I enjoy canned assholes. I never knew.

[mojofrododojo@lemmy.world]

mmm... just like mom used to make

[tastywheat@lemmy.world]

Maybe some bad bitch shrimp got in a knife fight with a lobster, lost her eye and just went ham

[ch00f@lemmy.world]

According to where I learned it, in high enough densities in concrete tanks, some shrimp would grind their own eyestalks off on the side of the tank. Some farmer put two and two together.