Definitely don't ask for it in Spanish!

[empricorn@feddit.nl]

Wow, I was way off. ️ I guessed "my flaccid black penis is named Gordo".

[rayquetzalcoatl@lemmy.world]

"Regular" being the size.

[qbert@lemmy.world]

[frosty99c@midwest.social]

"Café negro" (which I've never heard for black coffee) would be "Café solo" or "Café sin leche" (literally, "coffee by itself", or "coffee without milk"). "Café con leche" would be coffee with milk, which definitely is not black coffee.

[frosty99c@midwest.social]

I think that's regional, maybe to east coast US? Anywhere else I've been in the US "regular coffee" referred to black coffee.

[luvs2spuj@lemmy.world]

Ok I remembered wrong. It must have been sin leche that they corrected me with. It was a long time ago and I haven't spoke any Spanish since!

[rumschlumpel@feddit.org]

That's not true in most of northern or eastern europe, and arab coffee drinkers traditionally use neither.

[rumschlumpel@feddit.org]

But Starbucks coffee is also burned, but more because the beans are roasted too hard (which makes sense if you're going to pour one espresso into a pint of milk, but it sucks if you drink it without milk).

[gamermanh@lemmy.dbzer0.com]

The coffee isn't burned (at least if you order espresso), the beans are, but the beans at the place using the percolator is also using cheap, burnt beans AND burning the coffee with a percolator

Neither is close to ideal coffee, but for me one is far worse

[corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca]

Now go look in that box of Crayola for the one that's gonna trigger the SJWs to fight against a language because some hillbillies used a word as a slur and now live rent-free in everyone's heads.

[mrfappy@lemmy.world]

It is indeed

[4oreman@lemy.lol]

should've gotten tea

[sik0fewl@lemmy.ca]

White, please.

[cheeseburger@lemmy.ca]

I'm in Western Canada. As an example, Tim Horton's calls a regular coffee 1 cream and 1 sugar nationally.

But, I was only pointing this out because it's funny considering the point the comic is trying to make.

[racketlauncher831@lemmy.ml]

El americano es negro.🤨

[barkingspiders@infosec.pub]

My in-law makes cowboy coffee in a great big kettle on the stove when all the kids arrive for the holidays and it's actually some of the best coffee I've ever had. What trips me out is that he drinks crappy pod coffee the rest of the year.

[rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee]

Bartin Luther Ming

[mushroomstormtrooper@lemmy.world]

Its also not true in the US. At least not anywhere I've lived or traveled to.

[merde@sh.itjust.works]

in france "un café" is an espresso.

if i was served a "filter coffee" somewhere, i would never go back there. Who serves filter coffee ffs!

[dragontypewyvern@midwest.social]

I appreciate your takes on these things. It always gives me a huge boost of self confidence.