Silicone Valley at the inauguration

[merari42@lemmy.world]

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[openstars@piefed.social]

Are those silicone though?

Nvm, I'll see myself out now...

[majorllama@lemmy.world]

I don't even think we can fault Zuck for looking. Even robot lizards were wondering why the fuck she wasn't wearing an actual shirt over that bra lol

[mac@mander.xyz]

silicone valley?

[phdepressed@sh.itjust.works]

Yeah, like glance once like you are a married man at a professional event, not stare like a teenager at a strip club.

[ililiililiililiilili@lemm.ee]

Silicon got Bezos the silicone

[peoplebeproblems@midwest.social]

Ok I get who Zuck is, but why is everyone creeping on whoever that is with hair in their face?

[samus12345@lemm.ee]

Those are microphones in the foreground. She's Lauren Sanchez. As for why they're creeping, I think you know.

[korbs@lemmy.sudovanilla.org]

The dude behind him

[yerbayerba@lemm.ee]

My Wikipedia app messed up loading that page lol

[samus12345@lemm.ee]

She looks remarkably like some sort of power station!

[jqubed@lemmy.world]

She’s 55?!

[yerbayerba@lemm.ee]

Amine gas treating

[samus12345@lemm.ee]

Plastic surgery, I'm guessing.

[yta4qcam2a9j7eftghrh@infosec.pub]

Mark has never had to progress past 18 since he became extremely rich around that age.

[peoplebeproblems@midwest.social]

I had to find the original because the text was screwing with my brain. Yeah I know now.

[peoplebeproblems@midwest.social]

I'm prepared for the flak I'm going to receive, but it worked out in her favor. Either luck, genetics, or extremely expensive surgeons.

[samus12345@lemm.ee]

Well, people wouldn't do it if it didn't make them more aesthetically pleasing to at least some people.

[some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org]

Who is she?

[f4f4f4f4f4f4f4f4@sopuli.xyz]

Wikipedia's app is... not good. If my internet connection changes or is disrupted at all while loading data, the app shits the bed and must be restarted in order to work at all.