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naticus

I was a fan in the '80s and '90s. Now? Hell no.

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I‘m easy. I eat what I don’t know and if I know everything I take what I won’t make at home.

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My wife and I are stuck in a perpetual battle. Nothing ever sounds good to her, and everything sounds good to me.

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Isn’t that kinda true for all fast food these days? If time travel existed I’d use it to try fast food back when it was supposed to be good to see if memory lives up to the hype.

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Those lil bits of fried clams hit too.

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I am easy. Simply don't give me a choice, because otherwise I'll be hit by choice paralysis. Order for me. ‍️

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Apathy Tree

So she just needs to throw out ideas, problem solved!

Jk I have this problem too. I want things riiiiiight up until they are on my plate ready to be eaten. Then I lose interest.

It’s worse with going to eat, because the work involved in cooking really cements me to eating that thing.

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I don’t think that even exists here (it probably does, but it’s a minor option) but that’s probably because literally everywhere around here does fish on Friday (year round and way better than fast food but also usually fairly cheap) and a lot of places do on Wednesday as well.

And during lent, fish is always available. Chain fish places do very poorly here, other than like crab, lobster, or sushi.

Ben Hur Horse Race

jesus christ... this is the joke? this is the comic

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Idk where you're from, but it may also be a legal/health thing. Long John Silver's is notoriously unhealthy, even by American standards.

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Was Long John Silvers even around in the 80s? The quality of fast food was definitely better, but I think there were fewer options. I remember Taco Bell was not absolute garbage back then.

It seems like by the 90s you had more options. 90s JITB was awesome.

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I live in the Midwest USA, I’m like pretty sure it probably exists, since we don’t care about our health (3 of the 4 drunkest cities in the US are within an hour drive of where I live, and it’s also the dairy capital and so we aren’t a healthy bunch overall) it’s just not a typical option since we have high standards for deep fried fish specifically.

bach37strad

You mean my mom?

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She tries to be like me. "I dont care, i just want you to pick."

Mexican? No. Indian? No. Italian? No. Sushi? No.

Oh so you do care. This is why you always pick. I will eat anything at any time.

dustycups

Messyjoes?

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"Funny" gets laughs. "Relatable" gets engagement.

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Choices paralysis is easy to overcome. Just close eyes and stab randomly at the menu

That's how you end up with a bottle of Pinot Grigio for dinner

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I'd eat anywhere that offered a mariachi band

TheRealKuni

Whenever I get through two options with this, I say, “Okay, you pick. I don’t really want to play this game. If you don’t want to pick I’ll make one of the first offers.”