I've heard of "wait" staff, but this is ridiculous! [Too Much Coffee Man]

[sundrei@lemmy.sdf.org]

Too Much Coffee Man by Shannon Wheeler for December 17, 2024 | GoComics.com

Alt text: A man and a sloth are standing in a restaurant kitchen. The man says, "We've had complaints."

[dditty@lemm.ee]

As bad as SNL seems to have gotten, there was a funny throwaway line from Michael Longfellow in a sketch last Saturday. The sketch starts with him as a waiter and he says "I'll be back with some menus when I feel like it."

[lugal@sopuli.xyz]

When you're waiting for the waiter so long, you feel that you are the real waiter

[colesloth@discuss.tchncs.de]

Fuck em. They can wait.