He finally came! [Bizarro]

[clutchtwopointzero@lemmy.world]

That’s why the great pumpkin never showed up

[brsrklf@jlai.lu]

I mean, it’s okay, catholic christians eat their god all the time.

[natenate60@lemmy.world]

When you make up your own religion you can set the rules to be whatever you want, including refusing to eat pumpkin pie

[fuglyduck@lemmy.world]

Surely, he could just say “I don’t like pumpkin pie”,

I mean, how many people you know eat it outside of thanksgiving? If it’s only good ~month and then not good the rest of the year, you should accept that pumpkin pie is not good, and just make two Apple Pies.

(Okay so maybe I have this argument with my extended family every year. FWIW, it’s the texture. It freaks me out.)

[ihawkmike@lemmy.world]

But in this case, she’s serving him Great Pumpkin pie.

[someamateur@sh.itjust.works]

When you put it like that it sounds metal af

[analwound@lemmy.world]

Pumpkins are not in season all year. Same with peach pie, blueberry pie, and all the various fruits and such. Seasonal pies are certainly a thing in my household. I’m also the oddball that gets a pumpkin pie for my birthday. If apple is your jam, ha, then you should make an apple and cheese pie. Sounds super weird but is a game changer. I didn’t realize I had such strong opinions on pie.

[gruvn@sh.itjust.works]

Good grief!

[vincent@feddit.nl]

Even if he doesn’t eat it, his god is still sliced up and baked on the table.

[flocklesscrow@lemm.ee]

Better if they used the Spear of Longinus to cut the pie

[surewhynotlem@lemmy.world]

They’re a cannibalistic death cult with a lich overlord. What’s not to like?

[fuglyduck@lemmy.world]

Neither are apples, also, the vast majority of pumpkin pie is made using canned purée which is good year round. There’s only a relatively small number of people that make it from scratch.