No take backs

[kolanaki@yiffit.net]

I feel like if I ever actually woke up as a dog one day, it wouldn’t be as a family pet but as a stray in Humans Who Hate Dogsville and I have mange.

[einlander@lemmy.world]

And the evil dog catcher is searching for you.

[noodle07@lemmy.world]

Awwh I’d pet you though

[lugal@sopuli.xyz]

So you live in Humans Who Hate Dogsville?

[noodle07@lemmy.world]

Well no…

[cerement@slrpnk.net]

The Little Trashmaid

[frowingfostek@lemmy.world]

I’d play the fuck outta this video game

[senseless@feddit.org]

The real question is would you boop them? You gotta boop that snoot.

[pothetato@lemmy.world]

She’s actually just reacting to internet videos. Like “dayum, that’s crazy.” Everyone wins!

[evil_shrubbery@lemm.ee]

2mermaids1cup doesn’t really translate well until you are on land.

[evil_shrubbery@lemm.ee]

Yeah, but she’s getting murmaidered by pollution.

[grandwolf319@sh.itjust.works]

Yeah, but she is in blissful ignorance, the new human on the other hand gets to slowly doomscroll about it.

[evil_shrubbery@lemm.ee]

The new human also buys cheap things from the other side of the world, travels using fossil fuels, votes to keep things going on as they are.

[assassinatedbycia@lemmy.world]

Or caught up in a Chinese fishing trawler

[shardikprime@lemmy.world]

NGL you got shortchanged, where are the awesome mermaid powers?

You duped

[zink@programming.dev]

You need your knives, CHECK!

[dragontypewyvern@midwest.social]

I find this comment dismissive of red-blooded American efforts to overfish our waters.

[dragontypewyvern@midwest.social]

Stray 2: Dog

[noodle07@lemmy.world]

I’d boop kolanaki

[anticorp@lemmy.world]

I like you