Mastery of HTML

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The day Yahoo killed geocities was the day my innocence died.

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Don’t apologize. That pain is exactly why millennials are so much more tech literate than boomers and gen Alpha.

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Okay but that is adorable and true XD

The old internet taught us so many random skills. I couldn’t type on a keyboard for jack until I got into MMO’s back in the day, because it was pre voice comms. So I learned to type faster so I would struggle less XD

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and geocities and myspace

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The absolute horseshit that things like Facebook consist of make me wonder if half the people who work on it have even made an HTML page from scratch.

arthurpizza

No shame in being self taught.

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That was 18 years ago?

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The logo! It’s on fire!

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don’t click that link! It could be a shitty song on Youtube

Zoomers

don’t click that link, if you’re lucky it’s just gay porn and we don’t have to format the drives

Millennials

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Usually, no.

LostXOR

Just make sure the exponential growth is faster than Moore's law, or they might never notice it.

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Master of all 22 elements

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I remember when forms were added. I think it was more than 18 years ago though. There were still WWW conventions at the time.

Stern

Neopets, GaiaOnline, MySpace, to name the biggest three

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There were still WWW conventions at the time.

That didn’t help me feel younger

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There should be pride in being self taught. Although it’s hard to do it ~~hard~~ right (as in: do your own research).

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A common problem, I’m afraid.

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Yeah totally

Corroded

For those interested Neocities is a modern equivalent. The homepage has some featured pages linked you can browse if you are looking to kill time.

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xkcd: Nostalgia