Thanksgiving Dinner

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My grandma never met you. She lived to be 103, and died last October (2023).

My grandma loved you. She wanted you to do well, and be happy. Just as she did with everyone on earth. It’s physically impossible for her to host a dinner big enough to feed everyone on earth. But the logistical impossibility is the only reason she didn’t do it.

My cousin is a lesbian. She had been married to a decent man, had two kids. Good family man. Married for nearly 10 years before she discovered she was lesbian. The breakup was civil. He did nothing wrong. They both still loved each other, and loved the kids. He was still welcome at the table, as was my cousins new partner. My cousins mom was NOT accepting. When my aunt tried making a scene, my grandma said “Melinda…I won’t have hate at this table. You love your daughter. I don’t ask you to agree with your daughters lifestyle. But I do ask you do not bring hate into my home.”

My grandma was a teacher in her 20s. She lived in a small but growing suburb, and essentially raised the whole town. She got promoted several times as the years went on. Eventually being the district superintendant. She LITERALLY was responsible for raising thousands of kids, who were everywhere from the boomer generation to the millenials.

She had a simple philosophy. Which was that she loved you. She would put aside the world to hear what you had to say. My grandpa used to joke that when WWII broke out, she was having tea with the neighbors and helping raise their kids. Just discussing the day. Choas and war breaking out across the globe, but she was determined to hear about you. And for the kids, she would teach them that everybody was different, and we need to love everybody for who they are. Not who you want them to be.

And she loved everyone. Even you. Even though she never met you. She always said “Everyone is welcome in this home, as long as they take off their hat at the dinner table, leave hate out of their hearts, and tell me about their day.”

The only time I ever remember her saying anything negative, was somebody had said during trumps first term something he was doing in office.

Her reply was “I just do not like that man.”

AIRHORNS!!!

I know that sounds so non-aggressive, but for her to say she didn’t like someone would be like a world leader declairing WWIII. The room literally went quiet.

So I try to live my life to keep making Gram proud. Accept everyone, even if you disagree with them. You can’t just accept those you get along with, and not create an echo chamber.

So if you’re ever in Cleveland, you can have a meal with me. And maybe when you fly out of state to be with family, you can teach them about letting the hate go.

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Words change meanings.

Bilb!

In my family, the more conservative guys are the clean shaven ones. Weird.

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That’s fun to say, but where they balk is they think you draw too big of a circle around groups to label them “nazis.”

So to them, you may as well think anyone who likes guns is a nazi.

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Yes, yes, we should totally be understanding of the people who want to see my cousin dead and my uncle run out of the country.

/s because there are sadly a lot of people who legitimately think this way

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… person meant mask. If you call someone a person, you accuse them of playing a role. Fact.

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So it doesn’t mean awake anymore?

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Sure, let’s just casually label half the fucking country as Nazis. That definitely worked last time.

Prime fucking example of exactly what their first comment was talking about.

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Any possible reason why anyone could have voted for Trump besides being racist or an idiot. That blanket labelling half the country as Nazis wasn’t effective last time and isn’t effective now. That a large portion of the populace feels so desperate for change that they were willing to vote for the fucking cheeto supreme.

I voted for Harris, and I completely believe Trump was the worst fucking choice the voting populace could have made, but unless you’re actually calling for the extermination of roughly half the country there has to be some attempt at understanding or bridging the gap wherever it can be bridged.

Ech

Nobody mentioned trump but you.

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en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paradox_of_tolerance

Canadian_anarchist

Your grandma sounds like a wonderful human who lived a wonderful life. I hope you are doing well.

Dragon Rider (drag)

It’s from black culture. You tell your friends to stay woke so that when the cops stop them for no good reason, they remember to treat the cop like a wild animal and be careful around them. If you’re black and you treat a cop like a human being, you’ll get shot. So you gotta stay woke.

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Being convinced to give a shit about other people just shows that you’re gullible, to them.

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That’s probably being kind compared to what would be said if it actually were a problem.

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Also, GenZ men voted for fascism more than millennial men so this comic really is backwards

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Also there is no way the second dude isn’t going. He’s going and hes going to bs and eat and drink beer and belch, no matter who else is going to be there.

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Yeah he thinks it means whatever the fuck the American fat right media says it does.

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Don’t you dare fix that typo.

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Hey buddy! I may be woke. And I may be gay! And… What was the third thing you called me?