Statements dreamed up by the utterly deranged:

[ryanc@infosec.exchange]

Statements dreamed up by the utterly deranged:

Your account balance is now $ 1.022696519797640770, and based on the amount of data you have stored it is currently dropping at a rate of $ 0.167406515403739116/day.

(I am quite certain this is not a case of doing accounting in double precision floating point - it's probably just picodollars stored as bigints)