Idea: I should get a boyfriend/partner.
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Idea: I should get a boyfriend/partner.
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How does one go about this? Should I set up an online application form?
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Or is it more like an audition where I should ask people to send in a self tape?
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@kestral do it like a tombola - put all the names in a big mixy thing and pick one out at random
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Radical Edward :hackers_town:replied to Kestral last edited by
@kestral Thought the sentence "Should I setup" was going to end with "a trap?".
Yes, setup a box propped up with a stick on a string. Put in, idunno, what do BFs like. Shredded wheat?
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Kestralreplied to Radical Edward :hackers_town: last edited by
@RadicalEdward Peanut butter sandwiches and a cushion? I'm out of practise here.
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@gbrnt when you say all the names - should I just print off a list of all my fediverse followers? I guess that's sort of a good pre-vetting. Then whoever comes out of the tombola machine is my new partner.
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@gbrnt /partners.
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*puts out some kibble and a nice cup of tea*
*starts tapping knees*
here boy! here enby! who's a good person!
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*looks around*
Tasty treats! C'mon folks!
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@kestral nah ALL the names. Anything with a name? Stick it in the draw. Congratulations, your new partner is a toaster
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@gbrnt I've dated worse.
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@kestral tough crowd
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@gbrnt story of my life.
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nomad :verified_pride:replied to Kestral last edited by
@kestral Please let me know if you ever figure it out.
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Kestralreplied to nomad :verified_pride: last edited by