She thought it would taste funny
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Prov-alone
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To get to the other slide!
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Because they can’t dress themselves yet
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@mattly and because toxic masculinity doesn't let us dress young boys in dresses with easy access to clean the lower half anymore.
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@masukomi the context is lost but the thread is a chain of jokes we leave out for our kid in the morning to encourage them to brush their teeth
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@mattly gotcha. Sorry i missed that
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@masukomi yeah I mean, this one is egregiously bad, and I can see how without that context it wouldn’t even come off as a joke
maybe I should start hashtagging them
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They couldn’t see that well
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Numbers not divisible by two
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a corn field
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@mattly how do you know the corn isn't listening?
(to make this spookier I've seen studies showing that plants respond to different music)
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Because their horns don’t work!
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Light blue
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DUNG!
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@joshsusser I’m adding this to the collection, thanks
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Put a little boogie on it
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You push it
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An animal in a baaaaaaad mooooood
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Strawberries
