Never in my life have I wanted my computer to automatically cram stock prices into my computer.

Jess👾

Never in my life have I wanted my computer to automatically cram stock prices into my computer. If I wanted a stock widget, I can go search for one. 99.99% of people don't day trade this shit, stop trying to cram it in front of their eyeballs just because your CEOs like it.

Matthew Miller

@JessTheUnstill

Sometimes I doubt your commit to Capitalism^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H Sparkle Motion

Matthew Miller

@JessTheUnstill

(I commit to this joke taking on faith that people who get the terminal keyboard symbol compatibility joke will also have seen Donny Darko.)