think I'm gonna find a live stream of this robotaxi reveal thing to see exactly how much of their ass they're going to show off
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well, the very first stream I tried had a few minutes of slop-generated voice preroll and then a fake video of the world's oldest teenager telling everyone to please remember to scan the QR code to pay <who cares> in cryptocurrency to participate in this life-changing event
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found one of a guy live in the audience, obviously antsy for the event proper to start
"it's 2 minutes after, we're almost on tesla time"
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stream chat is an impressive cross-section of illiteracy and credulousness
as you would expect
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in hindsight it was foolish of me to expect this specific company to do anything on time, lmao
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there's now an ambulance and firetruck present in the back of the crowd, unclear if that's the reason for the delay
the tesla bros are getting antsy
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"we are gonna lie and dissemble so many times during this presentation"
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just about an hour after nominal start, they're getting going with "We, Robot"
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and here's the world's oldest teenager and hitler fan himself
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man he is just really eating shit with this presentation, even for him
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update on their efforts to make a bipedal robot, including a very ASIMO demo of "dancing" robots that are not moving their feet
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I think they liked it elon
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@[email protected] lmao oh my god
That little spike back up there, like someone is like, trying to convince themselves it’s actually play
