girl who owns the normal amount of knives
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there are two types of girls, and they'll both cut you. they're also dating.
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@aud this is my wife
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@[email protected] I would like to meet that wife
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@aud she'd probably like you too lol
(she's not on fedi so unless you're in Seattle it's unlikely)
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@[email protected] I'm not anymore although I am in the PNW
but it's just nice to know there are other knife girls around -
@[email protected] "hey girl. what's your favorite kind of knife?"
"yes" -
@aud my knife wife waves (with several knives) (she was shopping victorinox this morning)
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@[email protected] I wave back (with a balisong)!!
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@aud a danger wave, we like it
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@[email protected] nonsense! they're perfectly safe. for me. super super dangerous for everyone around me.
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Cassandra Granade 🏳️⚧️replied to Asta [AMP] last edited by
@aud girl who owns a normal amount of:
- soldering irons
- c-clamps
- ikea skadises
- lockpick sets
- exhaust fans and/or air scrubbing systems
- towels
- 99% ipa
- unmodified NESes
- garlic peelers
- extension cords
- paperclips
- domain names
- senators
- modded NESes
- movies from the Criterion Collection
- camping spoons -
Asta [AMP]replied to Cassandra Granade 🏳️⚧️ last edited by
@[email protected] I'll take a lockpick and a senator, for sure.
