We give it all (and more) away to the worst of us. There often is nothing left for ourselves at the end of the day.

[idew@lemm.ee]

I'm offended

[thirteen37@lemmy.world]

I'm in this picture and I don't like it.

[imwaitingforretcons@lemm.ee]

Even if they didn’t get to play, they still spent the whole day with a smile on their face - that’s more than what most of us can say…

[kamenlady@lemmy.world]

That's my life...

If you stay awake a little longer, you don't get enough sleep.

That's where I'm at now.

[dwindling7373@feddit.it]

One of these things is not like the others.

Don't do the dishes.

[gofsckyourself@lemmy.world]

Original for people who suddenly thought their vision went blurry because of the posted image

https://cluelesshero.com/post/623572739074162688/274-adult-life-do-it-for-the-games-facebook

[budgetbandit@sh.itjust.works]

That’s why I sleep at work. It’s the most restful sleep because you sleep with a clear conscience, knowing you’re getting paid for it.

[skip0110@lemm.ee]

Smiling on the outside…

[mnbychoice@midwest.social]

Hour+ commutes and dishes are huge issues.

8+ hours at work is also issue.

[saharamaleikuhm@feddit.org]

Where does the mask end? Where do I begin?

[state_electrician@discuss.tchncs.de]

Your version was so sharp, I cut myself.

[hackworth@lemmy.world]

[callouscomic@lemm.ee]

Omg, life... am I right?

Seinfeld: "What's the deal with doing stuff?"

Seriously. I keep seeing comics along these lines lately and they feel super boomer-esque in terms of humor.

[driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br]

Buying a dishwasher has been one of the best things I did past year. So much free time now, and cooking is a lot relaxing, knowing that you can make a mess and then leaving it cleaning in the dishwasher.

[catsarebadpeople@sh.itjust.works]

Yeah that commute is soul crushing. Did it for over a decade

[r0ertel@lemmy.world]

I'm waiting for a Roomba dishwasher where it roams around the house picking up dishes, washing them and returning them to the cabinets.

[remembertheapollo_@lemmy.world]

I don’t know if it needs saying, but getting a good quality one is the key. Cheap ones are noisy, wasteful, not durable, and do a poor job - to the point of having to partly wash your dishes before you wash them in the dishwasher. A good quality dishwasher will last, be quiet, and handle some pretty dirty stuff. That said, even commercial kitchen dishwashers don’t take everything off, so have some realistic expectations.

[bigfishbest@lemmy.world]

Discovered something fun this week, in Norwegian the word for employer is "work-giver", but a bit of digging revealed that the alternative "work-buyer" existed but went out of use. I think people would sell their time and labor for more if the wording more clearly revealed the actual relationship.

[batrickpateman@lemmy.world]

Hope your not a pilot or train conductor.

[pieisawesome@lemmy.world]

Do you need medical attention?