If you need me I'll be at Ass World

[jaydee@lemmy.world]

So how do you pay off your tit loan? Like, how is it different from rent-a-tit? Am I going to end up getting loaned 30 tits and have to pay back annual tit interest? Am I going to have to give them fractions of a tit? Where do I get more tits?

It's all very messy.

[aurenkin@sh.itjust.works]

I could use a new novelty die.

[tacosanonymous@lemm.ee]

I don’t want a life-long cycle of tit debt. I’ll take my asses upfront, please.

[ichnichtenlichten@lemmy.world]

Hear me out out, … NFTs.

That’s right, Non Fungible Tits.

[stinerman@midwest.social]

First, ass world. Then die mart.

[cdf12345@lemm.ee]

Die mart, Die Ass Mart.

[diplomjodler3@lemmy.world]

What's the interest on a tit loan?

[dumbass@leminal.space]

I dunno, but I like that there's no credit check. It's their mistake if they loan tits to me.

[hark@lemmy.world]

What a wonderful world

[5ibelius9insterberg@feddit.org]

DIE MART????

veryhappydicegoblinnoises

[pewgar_seemsimandroid@lemmy.blahaj.zone]

die mart

[afkbrbchocolate@lemmy.world]

I like the idea of tits without the commitment of owning, I'll go there.

[unforeseen@sh.itjust.works]

[honytawk@lemmy.zip]

A nipple/year

[angrycommiekender@lemmy.world]

What's the bottom left?

[riddersport@feddit.org]

Shell, an oil company, so what you see is a gas station

[juice@midwest.social]

What is a tit loan? A loan to buy breast implants, or a way to convert your tits into capital that can be borrowed against? Or is it both, so that you can get like a second a second mortgage on your tits once you build some equity?

[angrycommiekender@lemmy.world]

I was looking at it in bright light. Couldn't see the lettering till just now