"Short, sharp dialogue is a prison shiv: moves fast 'cause T-Bone only has three seconds in the lunch line with Johnny the Fish to stitch a shank all up in Johnny's kidneys."

[himbovoorhees@elekk.xyz]

"Short, sharp dialogue is a prison shiv: moves fast 'cause T-Bone only has three seconds in the lunch line with Johnny the Fish to stitch a shank all up in Johnny's kidneys."

Anglo people think this guy is a good writer. White people: what is wrong? Who hurt you???

[aud@fire.asta.lgbt]

@[email protected] what is… what is this from. what is happening.

[himbovoorhees@elekk.xyz]

@aud an instructional book about how to be a better writer

just let that sink in

[taweret@octodon.social]

@himbovoorhees T-Bone and Johnny the Fish?

[aud@fire.asta.lgbt]

@[email protected] maybe it’s a whole meta thing. like since snitches get stitches or whatever. if he actually told you how to be a better writer, a uhhh… shiv would be, ah, how you say, ah, ahem, quite completely “up in” his flank. or his roast ribeye, if you will.

[taweret@octodon.social]

@himbovoorhees these are gangster names that an elderly white man invented. I don't even know who you're talking about but I'm sure of this

[aud@fire.asta.lgbt]

@[email protected] @[email protected] old white guy passing the fish and meat section of the grocery store “… oh ho ho! you cad! you’ve done it again! you’re a genius.”