when you see someone make an unironic post dissing """pro-shippers""" and you look at the account of this person you're following and they are 18 and suddenly the Kill Bill siren starts blaring and you hammer on the unfollow button at record speed

[himbovoorhees@elekk.xyz]

when you see someone make an unironic post dissing """pro-shippers""" and you look at the account of this person you're following and they are 18 and suddenly the Kill Bill siren starts blaring and you hammer on the unfollow button at record speed

[forestine@sunny.garden]

@himbovoorhees awhile ago i got sucked into this tumblr that just posts screenshots of people's DNI lists and it is wild out there

[himbovoorhees@elekk.xyz]

@forestine I unironically do not follow people that have DNI lists in their bio 99% of the time

extra extra don't follow if their bio says "proship DNI" because even though I'm not """proship""" (which literally means nothing anymore) it shows they are invested in the unimportant bullshit that is taking fandom discourse seriously and are clearly a literal child

[himbovoorhees@elekk.xyz]

@forestine like saw this from someone i was following that hadn't made it explicitly clear they were 18 and unfollowed SO FAST

[aud@fire.asta.lgbt]

@[email protected] @[email protected] I mean, I don't see why someone who was a professional shipper would retire just cause they're in their 40s. Sounds like they've got a career going, why stop now??

(I obviously do not know what proshipping is and while I can infer it from context clues here)

[himbovoorhees@elekk.xyz]

@aud @forestine tldr proshipper is just someone who goes by "ship and let ship" ie not worrying about what other people are shipping (and just block/filter stuff that is triggering)

but internet babies have since decided that's equivalent to "categorically being okay with actual child pornography" because young folks lack nuance skills.

[aud@fire.asta.lgbt]

@[email protected] @[email protected] "what if we could do kink at pride discourse year round" great

[himbovoorhees@elekk.xyz]

@aud @forestine YEAH BASICALLY THAT

it really is baby's first kink at pride discourse

[aud@fire.asta.lgbt]

@[email protected] @[email protected] "wait, but what if a problem I just made up happens?! you're pro that?! You're FOR THAT!"

ffs don't make up goddamn binaries where none exist. there's your first problem.