Offices stock the bathrooms with that single ply, sandpaper toilet tissue to discourage employees from pooping on the company dime-- NOT to cut cost.

[generalstrike@lemmy.world]

Believable, but doesn't explain why I work on commission and am still given single ply. I can't make much money while I shit, so at least let me do it comfortably.

[billwashere@lemmy.world]

I’m glad I’m not the only one who does this.

[saik0shinigami@lemmy.saik0.com]

This was it when I was in the military. Requisition the nice stuff? Joe's took it home.

Single ply? They break through with their fingers after 1/4 of the wipe, but I didn't have to order nearly as much of it.

[chunkystyles@sopuli.xyz]

How do you know?

[pineapplelover@lemm.ee]

Jokes on you, we actually have ok toilet paper at work.

[phubarr@lemmy.world]

They probably want us grateful for one ply. Soon, they cut costs even more and just give us the raw unprocessed stuff, plywood.

[jackfrostncola@lemmy.world]

[anagrammadicodeina@feddit.it]

I will still shit there. And if it takes more time because of the "shitty" condition they put me into, well, jokes on them

[jrockwar@feddit.uk]

I don't care if it's single ply. I just fold tp until it has the appropriate thickness anyway.

If it's single ply, I just use a lot of TP and make it many-ply.

[fallingcats@discuss.tchncs.de]

How certain are you about the amount of toilet paper they used?

[corkyskog@sh.itjust.works]

A friend asked me what the heck I am doing in my stall and I answered something like "Oh, just Re-Plying the toilet paper..."

[saik0shinigami@lemmy.saik0.com]

I'm the one that had to clear it... I'm pretty sure putting my face within 3 ft of the bowl uniquely qualifies me to talk about how much toilet paper was in the bowl.