Can you beat the record?

[whatsherbucket@lemmy.world]

Probably the MacBook sitting next to the ridiculous keyboard.

Even still.. I’ve seen devs do it with equally blank stares.

[corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca]

I call 'faked':

• left hand is weird
• keyboard is weird
• great big speakers on the desk
• no one wears hats indoors and is smart enough for knowledge work

[byteonbikes@slrpnk.net]

What does "new PR" mean?

In programming, it's a request to combine code. But if homie is rawdogging work with blank screens, I'm not following.

[reallykindasorta@slrpnk.net]

Personal record

[mimicjar@lemmy.world]

"new PR" -> new personal record

[nougat@fedia.io]

• Baby face high school student with porn mustache

[doingthestuff@lemy.lol]

I wear hats 99% of days, but I am going to be unemployed in a week so maybe you're on to something. My near-perfect SATs might argue but it's not an excellent argument.

[kn0wmad1c@programming.dev]

Personal Record.

Took me a minute too because I'm used to the term "PB" from speedrunning

[mkhopper@lemmy.world]

Am I alone in saying that the phrase "raw dogged" needs to die?

[dependencyinjection@discuss.tchncs.de]

I don’t mind it, but I’m interested in hearing some alternative suggestions?

[dependencyinjection@discuss.tchncs.de]

I agree, except for hat indoors. I’m a software engineer and I wear a cap all the time. Literally whenever out the house.

[mvirts@lemmy.world]

Dry noodled

[brbposting@sh.itjust.works]

Should I tell you too?

[innermeerkat@jlai.lu]

Rare spammed

[turtlepower@lemm.ee]

Guess you've never seen Dom Dolla

[uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone]

FYI: That is statistically not good for you or your boss. People who take lunches and breaks (even when forced to) are more productive than those who don't (on average) enough to offset lost time.

Also you should check social media and connect with loved ones between tasks to maximize your morale and productivity.

[a7thstone@lemmy.world]

Monitor stand on left monitor doesn't line up

Logos on speakers are different sizes

Nothing on the desk calendar

What the hell is going on with that alligator figurine

Yeah lots of problems with this picture

[caseyweederman@lemmy.ca]

I feel like the "no work" part is probably worse

[plz1@lemmy.world]

Tell that to retail. "Coverage" is more important than "work productivity".

[datavoid@lemmy.ml]

As God intended