A Blind Spot

[my_hat_stinks@programming.dev]

You're taking it too seriously. It's a humour comic, everything before the punchline is to set up the punchline.

[stinky@redlemmy.com]

You're taking my comment too seriously it was obviously a joke, don't you get it???

[alexstarfire@lemmy.world]

Ha, bum gun.

[satansmaggotycumfart@lemmy.world]

Yeah I just use a super soaker, bidets are for pussies.

[weirdgoespro@lemmy.dbzer0.com]

What country thought up this abomination?

[morgunkorn@discuss.tchncs.de]

::: spoiler San Angeles, California, year 2032
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Demolition_Man_(film)
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[mydoomlessaccount@infosec.pub]

Right? And they don't even explain toilet paper at the end. Big disappointment for people who'd want to know

[alexstarfire@lemmy.world]

Why stop there?

[someonelol@lemmy.dbzer0.com]

Please, take a clearer pic of the instructions. I must know the secret of the three seashells!

[morgunkorn@discuss.tchncs.de]

there you go ^^

::: spoiler nsfw

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[someonelol@lemmy.dbzer0.com]

Thanks!

I hate it.

[eldalvini@discuss.tchncs.de]

Relevant xkcd

[stinky@redlemmy.com]

Quite unlike the premise of the cartoon, right "mydoomlessaccount" ?

[buboscandiacus@mander.xyz]

Where is this promised land

[majorhavoc@programming.dev]

His butt is one of today's lucky 10,000!

[jol@discuss.tchncs.de]

Shells? I just use my hands. That's awfully fancy.

[jol@discuss.tchncs.de]

Lots of places. I did bring this tradition to my home from Thailand. I keep a small towel next to the toilet to dry myself, that I change every week or so.

The main downside is that modern toilets nowadays are wall mounted without any exposed pipes, which makes it impossible to install a bidet without making holes in the wall...

[krauerking@lemy.lol]

[artyom@lemm.ee]

What an incredible toilet that will flush 3full size seashells without issue.

[maggoty@lemmy.world]

A lot of sinks have exposed plumbing though...