It is entirely too after 5pm to deal with someone else's javascript

[foone@digipres.club]

you have to complain about javascript or alan turing died for nothing

[xyhhx@nso.group]

@foone as a js developer of ~15 years...

..

...yeah

[nosirrahsec@infosec.exchange]

@foone He still died for nothing, and what they did is a travesty. Oh, and what happened to Turing is a travesty too.)

edit:
I had a hanging parentheses in there, good thing it wasn't a fucking semicolon.

[foone@digipres.club]

@xyhhx yeah. Keep in mind as I say this, I am a javascript developer.

this isn't like python and perl making fun of each other, I know how annoying JS can be BECAUSE I AM DOING JS

[foone@digipres.club]

@NosirrahSec I mean that too, yeah.

[left_adjoint@tilde.zone]

@foone brb going to use the law of equivalent exchange to save turing by sacrificing brendan eich

[foone@digipres.club]

Alan Turing was gay, and Javascript was invented by a homophobe.
Funny little world, eh?

[foone@digipres.club]

@left_adjoint as a pope, I'm gonna give you a preemptive absolution for your heresy, so don't worry about that.

[lukeshu@fosstodon.org]

@foone The other day @evan posted a poll about "If your employer had a Mastodon server for staff, would you use it?" and I just want to say that if a company had a Mastodon server where all their engineers posted foone-style rants, I would be 1000% more likely to give that company my business.

[foone@digipres.club]

anyway the code (at least the part I care about, the main bit is unfixably buggered as far as I can tell) finally ran, now I just need to write some of my own typescript.

I'm sure that'll be fun

[foone@digipres.club]

@lukeshu @evan I know, right? Someone should hire me to do the dual jobs of development and developer PR, Microblogging Division

[aud@fire.asta.lgbt]

@[email protected] If God is all powerful, why do they allow JavaScript to exist?

[foone@digipres.club]

@aud look, I'm a pope, and that kind of theodicy is above my pay grade.

[glyph@mastodon.social]

@foone only doubley though, never intily so

[foone@digipres.club]

@glyph no we can't have ints.

I think that might be a useful way to divide programming languages: will they give you an int, or are all numbers doubles in some way?

[me@mastodon.cysioland.pl]

@foone daily reminder that if you're not gay on the computer them you're doing computers wrong

[foone@digipres.club]

@me exactly!

[medeavanamonde@chaosfem.tw]

@foone ever read Turing and Burroughs?

[foone@digipres.club]

@MedeaVanamonde no but upon googling the description I clearly should

[medeavanamonde@chaosfem.tw]

@foone one of Rudy’s best .