can we have a pussy that tastes like watermelon

[helle@tacobelllabs.net]

can we have a pussy that tastes like watermelon

[q@glauca.space]

@helle damnit I knew there was something I forgot to ask the surgeon for

[erincandescent@akko.erincandescent.net]

@q @helle how do I get artificial grape flavour glands

Wait, do I want that or do i want someone else to do that?

[vanuphantom@zug.network]

@erincandescent
How about... Both!
@q @helle

[erincandescent@akko.erincandescent.net]

@VanuPhantom @q @helle clearly to maximise the amount of sex happening the optimal strategy is to have my own taste of $GFs favourite flavour, and hers taste of mine, right?

[erincandescent@akko.erincandescent.net]

@VanuPhantom @helle @q absolutely terrible flirting lines: "babe take your pants off I've got a grape craving"

[q@glauca.space]

@erincandescent @helle @VanuPhantom cease

[erincandescent@akko.erincandescent.net]

@q @helle @VanuPhantom no.