A bit too long for Private Eye's Dumb Britain, but in the same vein."The poll of 2,000 adults found that 10% of respondents thought a coley was a breed of dog. Another 6% said the only pollock they had heard of was the American artist Jackson Pollock. A similar number thought that a hake was a garden tool."PS to Blighty: there's more to fish than cod, haddock, salmon, tuna and prawns. https://www.theguardian.com/food/2024/sep/13/garden-hake-poet-john-dory-ignorance-fish-is-off-the-scale