@[email protected] I refuse to tell them because if you talk about fedi to people you get called a mastodon guy and blocked

I need a bunch of transfems to start doing tech startups so they’ll hire me. And if I still don’t get hired I can just hypnotize them because they’re transfems and thus there’s like a 75% chance of that working. This plan is foolproof, I’m so good at job hunting…

Like sorry random vegan memes account but you’re not going to convert me to veganism by posting unfunny comics that call me a dumb moron and treat vegans as the only moral people on the planet. I actually want to steal your lunch money and throw you into a locker, in fact.

@[email protected] It's not like Julia was on a high horse looking down on him for it either. Not my story to tell, but I have been the Gargron dm before to someone here.

Just had to explain to someone that water doesn’t have calories, and also that calories aren’t bad and you actually need them to live. This person is 17.

"Absence makes the heart grow fonder"ok but can something else make it grow fonder does it have to be absence i don't like it being absence i'd prefer not to have the absence actually

@Bard @[email protected] @[email protected] yeah, no i agree. "we had a plan for if i was accused of grooming" nobody should have this.

@[email protected] billions of people can read my horrific shitposts about Mark Zuckerberg being a hungry little kitten wanting you to place your data on his tongue instantly.

Julia is so fucking pretty it’s crazy

Sometimes I be thinking

Transitioning? I prefer to call it deciding my own breastiny.