what if instead, his name was Matt Mulletwig and he was a guy whose main thing was that he had a permanent mullet wig, like that of the protagonist of the hit 2001 found-family dramedy Joe Dirt
i was about to post something like "between tumblr and wordpress, what is it with website guys named Matt having such a fierce dedication to posting through it" before remembering that those are both, in fact, the same guy