LinkedIn is pushing a CISO role for… :checks notes: $125k. I’m good thanks. That’s not a terrible salary for a lot of jobs. But not for the liability of CISO.

Progress continues despite some people’s best efforts. https://eldritch.cafe/@Abigailmaes/113403394161969954

@petrillic thats not really a skill

@petrillic as/400 thinkpad

@petrillic lmao; macrowave

@[email protected] yeah I got that too. I doubt they check with me three times before, or I would have hit STOP then. Really f---ing irritating.

@skinnylatte I… what?

Don't judge... is there a good Windows Mastodon client? I'm a fan of @ivory on MacOS and iOS.

@petrillic isnt that just microhdmi these days

@petrillic @kaoudis Only one of the most unhealthy? I count several dozen at a minimum

@petrillic idk if it's restraint so much as squeamishness with the idea tbh

@petrillic one time we got some guy yelling at us "nice hair" on the street, and when we didn't react, "never mind, it's stupid". and that pretty much sums it up.