NEWS! Santa preparing public statement following accusations that 'he clearly prefers rich kids' https://buff.ly/40cy41q

NEWS! Elon Musk's DOGE secures first big efficiency win by saving $190m of government money that was about to be wasted on child cancer research https://buff.ly/49P8JgZ

BREAKING! Fury as violent milkshake thrower avoids death penalty

NEWS! Elon Musk buys Santa Claus and introduces new $9 fee to ensure "any child" can become verified and write to him https://buff.ly/4gcpEfU

NEWS! Rudolph relieved as all the other reindeer find someone else to pick on after Santa invests in new Tesla Cybertruck https://buff.ly/4fi9ccT

NEWS! FIFA President defends Saudi World Cup in tracksuit stuffed with cash https://buff.ly/41qnAwg

NEWS! Death Star to host 2038 World Cup https://buff.ly/3D6qwUA

NEWS! Santa warns he can only deliver presents within 180 miles of North Pole after switching to an electric sleigh https://buff.ly/41qFdvO

NEWS! Father Christmas accused of illegally monitoring millions of children https://buff.ly/4isRmq5

NEWS! Jay-Z up to 100 problems https://buff.ly/41tgY03

NEWS! 'If climate change is real then why did I have to scrape ice off my car this morning', asks man who does all his own research https://buff.ly/3Bfnsox

NEWS! Donald Trump spends afternoon killing all Thanksgiving turkeys pardoned by Joe Biden https://newsthump.com/2024/11/28/donald-trump-spends-afternoon-killing-all-thanksgiving-turkeys-pardoned-by-joe-biden/

NEWS! Dad delighted by prospect of Russian cyber-attack turning off the big light https://buff.ly/3Z6Ntyj