Anyway the longer version of the story is that I got invited to the Ubuntu dev summit in Oxford in 2004 shortly before the Warty beta was released, and I had a laptop that suspended and resumed under Linux, which was not the fashion at the time, so I made that work for some other laptops and Mark offered me a job that I turned down because I had a PhD to finish, but then Ubuntu was the distro that worked on laptops and people liked it, and well shit I'm sorry some of this is my fault