@hannah that's just a sparkling sentiment analysis driven Markov chain

Nice relaxing view from my physical therapist’s office

President Evil 2

Anyway here’s what i’ve been up to for the past 6 months https://blockclubchicago.org/2024/11/07/yarn-store-opening-in-andersonville-from-local-resident-jeopardy-champ/

@hannah That’s a man who has decided to do whatever it takes to protect his Lucky Charms

The International Prototype of the Gram is a fatty joint stored in a vacuum chamber at the Bureau International des Poids et Mesures. It was rolled in 1889

I love when the weather changes 30 degrees on the first of the month like its animal crossing

@[email protected] @[email protected] mmmmmmm, marshcottons. so fluffy.

@[email protected] has she has considered the wonderful world of "biting"

@hannah I was about to say, if knowing the UPS guy is coming is clairvoyance my neighbor's dog is Doctor Strange

I would like as much federal income tax revenue as possible to go towards making pdfs like this https://about.usps.com/who/profile/history/pdf/mail-collection-boxes.pdf

I'm excited to announce that rat.pictures has raised a $20 Series A financing led by finding a crumpled up bill in the dryer

@hannah They all grew up watching that Star Trek episode where Geordi creeps on a hologram of the woman who designed the Enterprise's warp engineshttps://memory-alpha.fandom.com/wiki/Booby_Trap_(episode)

@[email protected] why pay for a spa when you can get tuberculosis for free

Europeans need to understand that america is a country where we advertise gas stations that are three states away

Cursed bike lane

@hannah same vibe