I am eminently qualified to speak from experience about a variety of dumpster fires.

Director of Incident Response at Dragos, ICS cybersecurity person, @pancakescon organizer, martial artist, marksman, humanist, level 14 Neutral Good rogue, USAF retired. Speaker available for gigs.

Gin connoisseur. Hamster parent. Some dipshit from Chicago.

I post *very serious* things about infosec. Thoughts are entirely my own.

'they/them' 🏳️‍🌈 :nonbinary_flag: :asexual_flag: