@[email protected] it’s the weekend thank god

it's always a little weird when one of my posts escapes into the wild

Oh hello! I didn’t notice you come in.

there are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and fully autonomous self-driving cars will be available to consumers within the next one to two years

@[email protected] thanks for reminding me, i was eating lunch put i put my sandwich down half eaten i should finish that

train conductors vs orchestra conductors

@[email protected] @[email protected] hm. Sorry for not responding. Might just be a bug? Sometimes it does that yeah.

@[email protected] @[email protected] yeah once we get this figured out I’d recommend trying kitty and tmux (if you use terminal multiplexing) instead of whatever terminal you’re currently using. Not important though, don’t want to derail.

So we told the payroll contractor yesterday there were about 600 employees missing from their analysis. Today they said they fixed it. There are still about 150 employees missing.This of fucking amateur hour, I’m really getting annoyed with them.We GAVE them the data. They’re our employees. What the fuck did they do?

@garrison @troublewithwords pron: shah-nay