What's a stupid addictive videogame I can start playing tomorrow morning and consume my entire attention leaving no quarter for the next few days that isn't Balatro?

never underestimate what someone with decades of finely-honed adhd can accomplish in the seven minutes before a hard deadline

Teen Vogue puts it better than me, because somehow it's always lately fallen to Teen Vogue to be a fucking beacon:

Kamala Is Not Our Savior. But a Trump Win Would Be Catastrophic.

Voting for Kamala Harris is our best chance of stopping the irreversible damage of another Trump presidency.

Teen Vogue (www.teenvogue.com)

yes excellent what if you pretend the trolley lever isn't there and refuse to use it and instead fervently hope that someday someone will implement a carbon neutral/negative public funded multi-modal transit system that achieves vision zero great job

This release of LCARS brings a new default "For You" layout to tactical controls.

I love having the world's information organized

st:tng s98e14: Are You There, Babel?

Wesley, Data, and Geordi stave off another Borg incursion by crafting a malicious .plist file, but only after they've reconciled a rat's "pre-World War III technology" rat's nest of yaml, json, XSLT, "and worse” by reconstructing historical figures on the Holodeck.

Riker has to deal with losing a jazz competition at Starbase Sigma Tau Theta.

With guest star Jamie Zawinski.

@jalefkowit Also I can NEVER get the thing that helps it stand horizontally to go on properly and can't ever tell if I did it right.

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geordi is stranded on 21st century earth because he forgot to restart his tricorder before the away mission

Hallway Track is back!

My impromptu series of small-group free events on Zoom where we pretend we've just been to a fantastic panel and we're all milling around in the hallway.

Hallway Track 010: Let's Fix Procurement (in the U.S.) with Kathrin Frauscher, Ryan Ko, and another guest tbc, will cover the Open Contracting Partnership's policy memo Bringing a Human-Centered Approach to Government Procurement Technology*

More below!

* https://www.open-contracting.org/topics/human-centered-procurement-tech/

geordi is stranded on early 21st century earth because his tricorder can't receive text messages for 2fa

I wonder what the U.S. legal system and courts would look like if you translated the entire thing into Github Issues.

st:tng s47e12 The Tail Mullenwegs the Dog

Investigating an archaic distress signal, the Enterprise encounters a lost human colony where the entire populace toils to create a content management system under the direction of a dictator. Yet none of the populace complain, until

me: i don't really go in for halloween decorations but I want a parody halloween IN THIS HOUSE sign so bad

a slack that does not exist: *instantly workshops and delivers*

you know who you are and I love you