I feel like the rest of my career is going to be:1) "Who would've guessed a machine that uses up more power than an entire country to learn could be convinced that there are two 'b's in strawberry.", and what that means for code quality in the future, and the continuation of ../, ;, $(), being the reason I die from liver cirrhosis.2) "Yeah, sure. You could move all of that to the cloud. But wouldn't it feel better to just light a pile of money on fire?"3) "Every browser is just chrome with a palette swap."4) "Interesting. This is a problem that an adblocker might have been able to prevent." I scream internally as I have to reinstall Windows on my parents' computer, because the hunt for revenue landing on adtech outweighed the capability of users to defend themselves for malicious ads, because the ad delivery networks will NEVER protect the users5) "The good news is, they care enough about the security of your data to give you free credit monitoring. Again."6) "Using the same password everywhere, and letting your kid download the the 'the free robux generator.toteslegit.notaninfostealer.exe' are, in fact, related."
