This is like that Christmas morning where you woke up convinced you were getting a PlayStation, but it was socks.And you don’t own the socks and you have to pay to use the socks and you’re horribly allergic to the socks but they just passed a law saying you can’t take the socks off even if they’re killing you.But hey, at least they’re bulletproof, so you can keep shooting yourself in the feet.You had one job, America.#uspol #politics