gravis called this an ISO standard shitpost once

Joy!peffpwpc

"alex what" alex what

ballistics dummy thick

schockingly, eyem quoi-yout

@gabrilend you very nearly caught a block, please reconsider your approach

the way we've made peace with the notion of people deadset on enacting a pogrom on us (our ancestral trauma says: "again?") is that even if they succeed, nature abhors a binary and we will inevitably re-emerge from first principles

@grumpybozo in our environment it's easy, the frontend passes the IP along out-of-band, but the target service fails to preserve the data

@oracle our hottest web take is that safari is the best browser available on macos because it actually works with the system instead of feeling like an awkward port

@rajelaran nor us and our disabled partner!

this was lost in 2016 when it happened the first time. 2020 was just a dying gasp

emits out-of-tune dialtone

spins at 300 rpm

@atax1aSexual prime, choice, or select. USDA grades your meat.

@atax1a Bringing back solar time- UTC offset is now your latitude divided by 7.5 hours- East-west travel now causes time dilation- Standing on one of the poles approaches an event horizon where your watch hands stop and the dial spins at 0.0007 RPMNailing 0700 local time to sunrise:- all of the above- time dilation traveling north-south too- for half of the year, all clocks in the Arctic and Antarctic Circles read NaN

quoting chapter-and-verse of the RFC at the guy who keeps using chatgpt at us, until he gets the hint

we heard that the home despot kicked the bucket

coyotegender

fort porwarding

it really is funny that we're a canine-coded critter employed as an electronic postal worker, how even did we wind up here