subtly referencing ThouShaltNot in work code — comment reading "take a breath" above some mildly unsafe codecc @alexreed

gabbrous orchard

the battle for the bandwidth to the memory controller will be fought in the malloc arena: mallocdrome

aowwowowwwowoowowowowwoowowowowowow (coyote modulation)

linear feedback shit register

making a concept album but the concept sucks

coyote ray emission understudied phenomenon, needs more research

the METAFONT lioness can fucking Get It iykwim

ajajajaja mangas y dobstep por favor

@capital guido van rossum, in turn, is like a second-rate knockoff of larry wall

@Runner no that would have been cool

@onlyhavecans is coyot

thinking about all those ex-twitter people who were like "we didnt like you because you cared too much about internet fights" as if they didnt work at the fucking internet fight factory

@Aphrodite https://infosec.exchange/@atax1a/113516247911613180

@dangerdyke it wasn't in a hot path, so it could be a little more elaborate than our usual constructions

the reason we are unelectable is because we would respond to that shit with "kiss my trans ass, pinche gringa"

thinking about that code we wrote into the machine database at twitter that had def nested 3 levels deep, and constructed a dictionary indexed by tuple just to pick one function out of it, to return, to be used to gate authentication

shout out to the guy apparently wordsearching mastodong for 'ratchet' to reply-guy about our post with nothing more than a hashtag-as-accusation

the garbage king when he meow

the name that really fucks us up today is Kate von Roeder, a girl we knew in high school. so much that could have been if only things were different