I think the main problem with kids these days is that they will just yank a USB stick out of the port without properly ejecting it to finalize any pending writes

Due to the latest variation of “something bad happened on the train tracks between Amsterdam and Rotterdam, again!” I am currently literally lost in the woods on my way to the office where I’ve worked for three years

@mick @0xabad1dea That blender is *huge*!

Sending me documentation in the form of several PDFs in a zip file: normal.Sending me documentation in the form of several PDFs embedded as active content in a one-slide powerpoint file: anyone need a subject for their doctorate in psychology?

found a children's educational book on ali express which claims to have licensed the most stunning crossover I have ever seen

@0xabad1dea he’s a good pupper!!

@0xabad1dea well if they want to send me binaries I can reverse engineer it and then check for security vulnerabilities but it'll take a lot longer and I charge by the hour

@alloalli @lipow @0xabad1dea Small sidenote, this ain't necessarily true for cell broadcasts. If your phone got O2 as a carrier network but no signal it will still pick up a cell broadcast transmitted by towers of "rivaling" Telecom providers. As with emergency calls, this feature overrides any network rules.Meaning unless you're in the deepest part of the black forest your phone will most likely still pick up some signal.

Okta managed to write a bug where a really long account name could be logged into with no password. Please check in with the John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidts in your life https://trust.okta.com/security-advisories/okta-ad-ldap-delegated-authentication-username/

@0xabad1dea couch? I only see a tiny dog bed.

explaining why we rated the finding as high-security-risk to the customer

@ardouglass @0xabad1dea It also happens when you hire a mixture of full-stack developers and nincompoops.

This is fantastic news for all sufferers of medical emergencies and McFlurry emergencies https://www.404media.co/it-is-now-legal-to-hack-mcflurry-machines-and-medical-devices-to-fix-them/

@0xabad1dea When I was at $ISP tech support in 1998, we had an all-staff email asking us to go to the break room to scream, because although we could mute our own phone mics it was picked up by others.