Congratulations on reaching level 10 of the INFOSEC GUY class. Please pick your specialization:- Guy who's a little too into cryptography- Guy who's a little too into cryptocurrency- Guy who's a little too into guns- Guy who hangs out on a discord full of trans women (with or without Rust)Congratulations on reaching level 10 of the INFOSEC LADY class. Please pick your specialization:- Lady who knows a little too much about threat models- Lady who knows a little too much about drugs- Lady who knows a little too much about sewing, knitting, soldering and 3D printing guns - Lady who runs a discord full of trans women (with or without Rust)

@0xabad1dea cute bear!

My annual advice as someone who turned a disastrous lifestyle around: if you try to start a dozen new habits on January 1st, you will get overwhelmed and fail all of them. If you have a list of things like “shower every day”, “go to bed before midnight”, “keep up my duolingo streak” etc, pick ONE, the most urgent one that will improve your life the most, and don’t worry about the others until you’ve gotten the hang of it. Build up to your resolutions over the year

@0xabad1dea giant doggo is particularly giant.

"How an obscure PHP footgun led to RCE in Craft CMS" https://www.assetnote.io/resources/research/how-an-obscure-php-footgun-led-to-rce-in-craft-cms

if you’re feeling down about yourself, rest assured that Odin thinks you are amazing and fantastic, especially if you’re willing to boop him #dogs #dogsofmastodon

@dysfun @0xabad1dea People who say "I won't hate you if you just" (speak my language, don't be publicly gay, etc.) are always lying. They always find another reason

@0xabad1dea That tongue gets me every time

here’s a previous example of it stumbling over Dutch to innovate a truly excellent new English word https://infosec.exchange/@0xabad1dea/112303571242065236

@0xabad1dea So biiiiiiiiiiig!!

Real talk: Odin the Newfoundlander has been a huge hit on mastodon, and my husband and I are worried someone might commit to raising a similar dog without fully understanding what they’re in for. At ten months old, Odin has the brain of a baby while being as big and strong as a human adult. He doesn’t quite grasp that trying to playfully tug me around by the coat sleeve easily leads to chomping down on my arm with massive force; obviously we’ve been trying to train him out of it but again, BABY. If there’s people in your household who wouldn’t be able to calmly withstand the occasional massive crushing bruise or getting unexpectedly rammed by 160 pounds of pure love and enthusiasm like a freight train, don’t bring in a Newfie puppy. Look into either a different breed or adopting an older dog #dogs #dogsofmastodon

Odin says good morning #dogs #dogsofmastodon

Good news: The Dell firmware update utility definitely checks whether update executables are signed.Bad news: Dell is posting unsigned update executables to their website labeled “critical” which then fail to install due to the good news

It’s here. I can confirm that the Chinese textbook for children that licensed “Assassin’s Creed as drawn by the son of the Mr. Men artist” is 100% real. Here’s Mr. Ezio explaining irony in literature