Turns out they want me to upload my ID, too

The catch: the only ID I have is an expired health insurance card which is often not considered a valid ID and there's no photo on it for pandemic reasons, to boot

Québec really need to step up in the ID game, for real

@[email protected] wait until they tell you about putting the entire OS on an NFS share

Another avenue I considered is an app where the only feature is showing the color purple

that could as well be funny

I considered a few avenues for preventing them to close my account, here's the one trick I found

I have some LEDs, and in the process of linking them to Home Assistant I found the brand was just an OEM and I found the original company making them, and the process of making an OEM app myself is ridiculously easy

So I'm just gonna make a bullshit one, upload that to Google Play, and hope they're happy

ok now Google is going to delete my Google Play developer account I had for the past 15 years because I haven't used it

time to make some bullshit app in the next 5 days? idk

@[email protected] @[email protected] I imagine they have to turn the servers off before going home to save money