The surest way I've found to get compliments about my looks is to lie about my age.
"How old are you?"
"I'm 62."
"Seriously? Omg, you look amazing! I would've put you at the mid-40s at most!"
The surest way I've found to get compliments about my looks is to lie about my age.
"How old are you?"
"I'm 62."
"Seriously? Omg, you look amazing! I would've put you at the mid-40s at most!"
How did men handle living in the 80s with all those sexy women draped over the hoods of their cars? What'd they do when they wanted to go someplace in a hurry?
My mother told me today she couldn't vote for a ticket that had #Walz on it because he's a criminal with a mugshot.
I didn't have the heart to tell her about the other guy running for office.
Life advice:
- be kind
- pet dogs and cats
- read banned books
- dress like the Muppet you wish to be in the world