@puppygirlhornypost2 quite the opposite

What should I download on my tablet for my flight?

Imagine there is a publicly funded burger company. You can eat as many of their burgers as you want as long as you pay a small fee every year, and you can only eat whichever burger is available at that moment. The money you spend on the fee goes to the burger company and pays for their infrastructure and ingredients and employees and such. If you don't want to eat a burger you don't have to pay. Sometimes they will send a man to your house to make sure you aren't just saying you don't want burgers but eating them anyway. You don't have to let him into your home. If they find out you have been eating burgers they will fine you.

@Len0w0ThinkBad Pin. It's from a Mitchell and Webb sketch where two comedian duos, "Fish and Chip" and "Pin and Cushion" break up and get together with each other to form "Chip and Pin" and "Fish and Cushion".

@Len0w0ThinkBad Fish and Cushion

Not really she called them ham and cheese but I had you for a second didn't I? I did didn't I? Yeah I did.

My friend just got two new guinea pigs and called them Xerxes and Typhlosion.

@bronya yeah that is so fucking dumb. do not track is a request most websites ignore AND makes you more of a unique data point for tracking around the internet just by having it turned on. it's shit and nobody should use it and nobody does use it anyway.

Genuinely why the fuck do so many people have kids and then bring them to the mall and let them just scream and fuck with everything. Does parenting actually exist anymore? Why do your kids have to be my problem every single time??

@puppygirlhornypost2 misskey/sharkey ui is worse because on akkoma I can use my website without my laptop blasting off!!

no use found for any operating system released after windows xp

People are so fucked up by the internet and I think instead of posting a video of an actual murder they should probably look inward and take like 10-15 seconds to think "hmm, maybe I shouldn't expose random internet strangers to this after all".

Glad bluesky is already at the point where they're just straight up posting videos of somebody getting murdered with no graphic content warning or anything. Beware the discover feed I guess.

@puppygirlhornypost2 i disagree because people who post threads should be crushed by a comically large cartoon anvil

Thought that bluesky would save me from the hell that is having to approve the same person's follow request 30 times from 30 different instances but apparently now everybody is setting up their own PDS so I'm going to still have a million throwaway accounts following me yeeeaaarrrgghhh