@healyn @breakfastgolem since time immemorial, webster's has defined the word tornado. but we can do better than that, can't we folks? *tears up notecards* today, we're gonna flip the script. i present to you: tornado 2. sleek. portable. like nothing before

there have been like eight out of the last twenty four years where there was someone in the executive branch capable of throwing on a suit and acting like an adult at a function and lbh that percentage is about to go down for another four years. like yeah respectability politics is a con game but god they just don't respect us enough to con us anymore huh