I hope this email finds you first, God help you.

I hope this email finds you well, and that you stay strong.

I hope this email finds you under the train rather than waiting beside it.

I hope this email finds you and therein my friends is your God particle.

I hope this email finds you well and with every good wish.

I hope this email finds you unprepared, it will be followed by fiery wrath and indignation, which going forth from the presence of God, shall consume you with everlasting burnings.

I hope this email finds you unprepared, misfortune will soon come to you.

I hope this email finds you interesting, too, and seeks to join together with you in creation.