I feel like more people should be talking about the 20 or so monkeys that escaped a medical lab in SC considering the present timeline

Text from friend: I ordered some plan B for my daughter (13) just in case she gets raped.

Me: Holy shit, didn't really think about that until just now. I'll do the same for [my daughter] (also 13)

[Except I'll pay cash at the CVS down the road]