Hey this is just a friendly reminder to anyone (in America) that IUDs last for 5 years and your insurance has to cover it (for the next 2 months at least)

It's bumming me out to see so many universities forcing their English departments to put on a "English Majors Are Useful Too" promotional campaign to justify their existence when my experience out on the job market right now is HOT DAMN THIS ONE CAN WRITE A SENTENCE