@emsquared @JackTheCat
"Ow me box!"

@emsquared @JackTheCat
Now watch the movie
Duel

@emsquared who is doing the fing and who is receiving though?

@Black_Flag @emsquared actual squirrel with actual nuts in actual vice. Below the seats, we may never know.
Schrodingers squirrel
Quantum nuts
Ethereal vice

@emsquared
The cake is a LIE!
Democrats control the cake!
Chem trails are cake!
JFKake!
Martin Luther Kake
MalCAKEolm X
Area 50cake
10 Cakemandments
I'm getting more shit as I go on.
Shitcake

@emsquared remember, ye dinnae "own" apple products. Yer never admin. Ye cannae install fuck all we dinnae "let" ye hae.
Yer graced wi the honour ay haein the beautiful device tae make yer mince coupon look less like a burst bag ay dog shite while ye haud it flat like a plate in front ay yur mug. When we decide it's auld, we'll jist kill the CPU "fur tae save yer battery life" then ye kin gie it tae yer granny, pretendin yer daein her a massive favour ya hollow wee next gen sucker

@emsquared but is it an APPLE iKidney?

@emsquared
Don't do it!

@emsquared
Fit it with a timer, that has to tick, and some explosive, maybe a remote detonator as well.

@emsquared
URL to screw fix deliveries
That would also be a good response

@emsquared
Reply with cocktail ingredients

@emsquared passing on is slow, should attach rockets to the cake and fire it at people. The explosions just mean it will get in their mouths faster when they're first gaping at the spectacle of airborne cake.

@emsquared Not just you. I now also want to eat cake and say woooo.

@emsquared one went off outside our flat just after 2pm, what the actual?

@emsquared also the bracelet is cursed

@emsquared
That's a coin for a circle jerk, and no mistake!

@emsquared
They keep calling you "wack". (I think they're some sort of hippe hoppe posse crew hoodlums).
One bit my wife, on a full moon, she has been known to say "kvack" in a Transylvanian accent...
But then again she was bit by a donkey, too, so I'm not entirely sure what to do.
Orange sauce? Or saddle and reins?

@emsquared all those hugs must compensate for the rehab

@emsquared
Crocodile Dundee that mother
Stone on a string
Birl it roon yur heid like a Tasmanian devil

@emsquared anything banana flavoured is evil. Even bananas are barely tolerated with their horrible stringy bits like a tampon down the throat