pornography should be made exclusively by and for kinky homosexuals. even for straight-appearing sex they should both have to mention their bisexuality on the couch beforehand

chuck schumer and lindsay graham are of course still in congress today and i have received no updates on if they have ever figured out email

periodic reminder btw

https://www.nytimes.com/2015/03/12/us/politics/storing-emails-from-these-senators-will-be-easy-if-they-ever-send-one.html

"Chinese people HATE wordplay" says local man who hasn't been to literally the first class of Chinese 101 and so hasn't heard of the famous poem Shi Shi Shi Shi Shi https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lion-Eating_Poet_in_the_Stone_Den

local entrepreneur Charlwin Mao named his startup Little Red Book because he loved his alma mater, Stanford, so much. his best friend, Abrams Linko, named his starup the Gettsburg Address because he lived on Gettysburg Avenue

banning tiktok has resulted in americans finding this mongolian dude who made an old west style cowboy ranch and they followed him so haes that the algorithm started blasting him everywhere in china too and it turned him into a social media celebrity. the sinophobia has backfired so hard lmao

http://xhslink.com/a/Xk0ewJJSmHU3

xhs deleted my avatar and at first i was confused why but there's a line in the TOS about not "abusing the image of leaders" and so im considering them taking issue with this as simply a continuation of the sino-soviet split

i also unequivocally support chinese creators mixing together classical greece and rome into one unified grome specifically because there's a type of guy who gets very mad about this but sees no issue with like, having a samurai swear loyalty to their confucian scholar-lord before going off to fight cao cao

me when i "think about" the roman empire: ️
me when someone reminds me the roman empire was run on slave labor:

the funniest part of honkai star rail is that not only is their depiction of fantasy china incredible, as is to be expected of a chinese company, but they have clearly put way way more effort into research for every pixel of their fantasy western classical world than the average "think about the roman empire every day" schmuck has in their entire life

@DMX i am providing a link purely in the interest of helping you evolve as a hater because so you can choose to either watch it and have informed hating or purposefully and spitefully remain ignorant. both choices will sharpen your hate.

@DMX i do recommend listening to the beatles "ska" song because it's not only one of their worst they fucked it up so bad that most people react with horror when i tell them it's supposed to be ska

@DMX you would do this to me? on today of all days, International Women's Day?

rock and roll is music for men. therefore the beatles, who had a large female fandom, are not rock.

like imagine if they go "up next is the junior senator from south dakota" and it's some guy who looks like this

obviously we should abolish capitalism and the american system. but im willing to compromise with the liberals: if we pass a law requiring every elected official to wear huge patches with their biggest donors logos like nascar drivers, i will personally stop saying "death to america" for one full week.

you and i will never understand the intimacy of being two tomatoes in the same bottle of ketchup. but the people in the oceangate, however briefly, did.

the last thing paul-henri nargolet, hamish harding, and stockton rush did, after all, was explore each others bodies in the most intimate and comprehensive way imaginable

its not only this one author but these are very funny

honestly I'm surprised there's so few