@katanova Ok, here's a half joke / half serious take on Switzerland and Bosnia & Herzegovina. They are like yin and yang. In Switzerland, one ethnic group speaks several languages. In B&H, many ethnic groups speak the same language (although some are vehemently opposed to the "same language" fact). Switzerland has cantonal organization. B&H have a very bizarre organization, that includes cantons. And so on...

@katanova After you edited "let's balkanize", my shitpost replies on the number of Carolinas etc. don't make sense any more, so I deleted them. If anyone feels like having a serious or not so serious talk about the Balkans, feel free to reach out.

@katanova Make at least seven Carolinas (at total war).

@katanova Why stop at only two Dakotas and Virginias? California should exit the union, and then get blocked by Mexico for half a century from joining any international organization, until it changes name to "Northern California". Each state should insist they speak the "one true and original" American language, and make up some spelling and grammar quirks to justify it. Also, hideous war crimes, this time at home.

@pezmico @AnarchoNinaWrites Yes, just let me fetch that from CIA's site through my plain ole' ISP while surfing the fediverse under my true legal name...

@katanova Several election cycles in Serbia, now when I think about it... They're full of hot air, stand proudly on the roof until the temperature drops a bit, and then inevitably go limp.

@katanova It has something to do with things like "electoral college", and "swing states"... I logged on today, and BAM! the news is that there's a giant dick on the roof.

@katanova @BestGirlGrace Yeah, there's a giant dick on the roof...