The statement read “the President is proud to sign the Home Ownership Promotion Act, providing deep tax breaks to home owners. We will be paying for these benefits with a high tax on renters to promote the housing market.”
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Millennial Spooky Stories:Relatedly, a similar issue has affected all of Arcade Fire’s music and the band has decided to break up in the wake of the incident.
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Millennial Spooky Stories:NBC reports that due to a strange encoding error as of this morning all episodes of The Office, digital or physical, will no longer work
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Millennial Spooky Stories:The newscaster’s voice wavered for a moment, as if she didn’t want to read what the prompter said. She swallowed deeply and lamented with a dry voice, “in a surprise move, all three credit bureaus have agreed that having your data breached will have a significantly negative impact on your credit score”
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Millennial Spooky Stories:The thin voice on the other end of the line croaked, with the slightest bit of amusement, “oh dearie I’m sorry there’s nothing we can do. It seems the account number was off by one. You’ve been paying down someone else’s student loan.”
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Millennial Spooky Stories:I moved into a new place recently. Everything seemed fine until I met the landlord. His dry, cracked lips curled into a devilish grin as he said “please pay your rent BY CHECK”
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Millennial Spooky Stories:On a cold October day IKEA announced it will STOP SELLING BOOKSHELVES
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Millennial Spooky Stories:An unmarked letter arrived and all it said was “your mother has posted a picture of you on Facebook”
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Millennial Spooky Stories:She woke up from a restful sleep and a spooooooky voice said “YOU HAVE ONE NEW VOICEMAIL”
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Millennial Spooky Stories:Millennial Spooky Stories:
One night I got a call, and my phone wasn’t on silent!
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For fifteen nightmarish minutes my phone was off silent.For fifteen nightmarish minutes my phone was off silent. Imagine if someone had called. I’m shaking.
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Is it dysphoria or are you just fixating on the same characteristics that many woman have that is deemed not feminine by a fucked up societyIs it dysphoria or are you just fixating on the same characteristics that many woman have that is deemed not feminine by a fucked up society
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Bigfoot is definitely a bottom right?@erl i am stone cold sober and I assert the moth man is a service top and if he’s reading this DMs are open
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I just checked my voter registration, have you? https://www.vote.gov/I just checked my voter registration, have you? https://www.vote.gov/
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I’m glad the internet is being healthier and stopped deep frying all the memes that’s self careI’m glad the internet is being healthier and stopped deep frying all the memes that’s self care
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Spooky season or just finally falldressing like I'm in the Matrix is my cultural heritage
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Spooky season or just finally fallSpooky season or just finally fall
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John Proctor: let her cook@erl skibidi pyre
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ok so now I need to put together a Tiresais Prophet of Apollo costume in honor of Kaos and post it on the subreddit and then they'll cast me and I'll finally have a jobOk a golden laurel leaf crown and a gold gown of some kind and a little bird in the style of the 9 of pentacles. I’ll have to get @erl to do photography she’s good at it
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ok so now I need to put together a Tiresais Prophet of Apollo costume in honor of Kaos and post it on the subreddit and then they'll cast me and I'll finally have a jobI'll obviously get one of these and maybe have a little bird on my shoulder